On the 9th day of Crass-mess my true love sent to me 9 bombshells dancing 8 old-maid starter seeds 7 plastic seas a floating 6 geezers laying (down) 5 golden thongs 4 cat-calls 3 French fry gift cards 2 xmas turtle pics And a voice-mail xmas grting (press 1) on my automated phone tree ~Marcela: checking (y)our cultural realities December 21, 2019 Photo credit: Atomic Bombshells https://www.thestranger.com/events/41781863/ the-atomic-bombshells-injadore-a-burlesque-valentine